Total Medals Earned: 249 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,660 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Pass first 5 levels
Pass first 10 levels
Pass first 15 levels
Pass first 20 levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Check the Credits page!
Have over 400 points at the end of the game!
Have over 800 points at the end of the game!
Have over 1200 points at the end of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/95 points)
Lose to Kim Jong Un
Score on yourself.
Get a Shot Clock Violation
"Beat" Kim Jong Un
Shut Out Kim Jong Un
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Check out the Credits page!
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 6/29 (30/500 points)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
See that wall? Touch it.
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (30/400 points)
Master the Up Zipper
Bring a Secret Item to the Exit
Master the Side Zipper
Master Bouncing
Beat all the Day Levels
Beat a Personal Record on any Level
Beat all the Evening Levels
Beat all of the Night Levels
Total Time for all Levels must be 3:20.000 or Less
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Complete the first level.
Complete level 5.
Complete all levels.